An absolute mess

everythingfox:

sirsheoth:

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

halles-comet:

Tumblr: oh wahhh…we’re an unprofitable website that refuses to adapt to video posting like all the other ones…skeleton crew…who knows how long we have left

Me:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

the-davest-of-uncles:

beardedmrbean:

KUNG POW PENIS

ALT

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain

evcndiaz:

I will be on tumblr until there is an Error 404 message in place of my dash they will have to physically remove me from the premises like someone’s drunk aunt at a party idc

stuckinapril:

stuckinapril:

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

girls when they don’t have a new obsession that helps them dissociate from their problems and they’re actually forced to face their thoughts

americanphysco:

you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you’d win